Ha Ha Ha…. I have failed in my exams… ..hurrrayyyy…

Well this is a strange scene but it is a normal day for an engineering student…. Coz we don’t fail alone, we fail together, we fail relatively…

Did u get what I am saying? If you don’t get it then its not a matter of shame or resentment coz it’s the strange species called engineers who deal with such nightmares!!

 The other day I was giving my math exams (a to be doctor is made an engineer and has to do math now yyyuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkk)…. Well away from personal stuff, so the exam came and the question paper came faster as if I am the finish line of the Nascar car race, that the question paper needs to reach me!!!!... Then I read the calculus questions… Lemme tell you, I had studied the whole semester this time but this was horrific man!! When I saw the paper I was awestruck, dumbstruck, thunderstruck, lovestruck and struck by all forces of nature… I was stunned, marveled, shocked, speechless (in fact we are not allowed to talk during the exam , so I prefer saying PENLESS as couldn’t write anything)… The question paper was strange to me as you would ask L.k.Advani or Narendra Modi about secularism…. Then I read the questions one by one… Then I realized that this was no single blow!! But it was a huge package of blows followed by shocks, traumas, psychic attacks and what not…. It was as if I had just come out of A movie hall showcasing a recent Yash Raj Movie (My full sympathies with the people who hv gone through this)…. Well the experience is not over yet!!

Then I suddenly realized I knew 80 % of the paper, now my blood pressure which had shot my temperature to the sublimation point of my brain, began lowering!! But but but, I was sure Math will try to attack me from the back, as it turned out, there was a back page also… Well you know how much it hurts to be stabbed at the back!! I it took all my sincere efforts, all my energy, all my will power to turn the question paper, now it was Numerical Method and linear algebra, standing with uzis and AK-47, but who should tell these fellows that poor Aram, with a roll number depicting half century (iit2007050) has got a right to intermission. But neither time nor the invigilator and of course neither the professor wanted me to breathe free oxygen for a while. So here I was soaked in sweat, my adrenaline high, testosterones rising and time was blasting!! Suddenly a thought came to my mind, I wondered why medical college students don’t get tensed during exams??? Then I realized it was coz Medical colleges are full of beautiful gals who are as hot as bombs, these bombs neutralize the professors bomb and everybody passes with a cool!! But but but, poor little Aram, he is in engineering school which means scarcity and drought and boiling water on the pot (negative of icing on the cake) is the fact that the quality is not upto the m!! So I prayed that God, sundar ladkiyon ko thoda dimag do taki who bhi engineerin kar sake!!

Well then it was 12.56….. The last 4 minutes which would decide if I will have my back paper registered or I will pass with a colorful D (I know I cant get better)… Then slowly slowly the surprise time bomb started ticking!! And here came 1’ o clock….

I went out of the examination hall purple, pink, blue, orange and all colors… I was blown to pieces, shattered, broken and then I entered the corridor to see faces were awestruck, shocked, terrified, suicidal and then I shouted hurray!! I have passed by failing coz ENGINEERIN IS ABOUT RELATIVE GRADIN AND THE TOPPER HAD LEFT 3 QUESTIONS!! I knew one thing…

So my sad encounter with math neither proved to be lethal nor deadly!! The monster of Enginnering called Math fought me but I had unknowingly attacked its heart and here I am back…..

And by the way 2morow I again hv DFS exam!!